About me

Hello hello. My name is Ryan.

I was once an idea. Now I am a person. I hope one day I become a plant. Although, with the current state of global soil health, that is still to be determined.

I try to be a person in the lives of others. I'm not always successful, other times I can be something more akin to a lap-dog, a shadow, or sensation similar to a gust of wind attacking you in otherwise calm conditions.

I spent (far too many) years in "higher education," chasing this vague idea of what people deem to be success. Frankly, I found it to be a waste of my time. Furthermore, talking about my education is about as vain as commissioning a self-portrait. I have never cared for discussing education. I would have a better time comparing the size of our genitalia or the amount of money we make. Neither of those sound enjoyable, but are critical to the post-human experience.

I exist in a state of perpetual jest. Not in the way that modern philosophers think of jest (I would rather call them philistines, or Kafka-crooners if I'm feeling playful), but in a way more aligned with the idea of chaos-as-a-practice.

Now that I've scared away the agnostics, welcome! Any questions should be kept to yourself. I do not care to answer them, nor do I have the answers.